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I suffered from writer’s block for 34 years before I finally overcame it in 2020, authored two novels, and started writing this newsletter, Ford Knows Books.


If you love fiction—serial, auto-, short/flash, literary—and creative non-fiction, essays, cheeky personal stories, sundry literary & cultural curiosities ~

Ford Knows Books is for you

A weekly dose of original writing ~
Soaked in lunacy and dusted with insights ~
Sometimes silly, sometimes serious ~
Basically, a fruit basket with fur, many Mondays.



Call me Troy, no need for the Mr.😘

I am an LGBTQ+ writer and editor from California living on the Gold Coast of Spain about 30 minutes outside of Barcelona in Europe’s answer to Fire Island: Sitges.

I struggled with writer’s block for over three decades thanks to a pernicious combination of cruel writing teachers and a chronic anxiety disorder.

You can read more about those here and there:

Despite countless attempts to write short stories and novels, for most of my life I’ve done just about everything but: I’ve been a grocery store bagger, a babysitter, a gardener, a burger flipper, a fry guy, a shopkeeper, a concessionaire, a greenskeeper, a hash-slinger, a caterer, a shampoo boy, a bookseller, a librarian, an archivist, a massage therapist, a Lyft driver, a margins analyst, a stock broker, a textiles specialist, an interior designer, and most recently, an editor, émigré, house HUSBAND, & dog DADDY.

This cacophony of experience informs much of my work.

My debut—Lamb: A novel in snapshots—is available now in paperback or Kindle ebook. Release date is June 3rd, 2025.

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You might check out some my Greatest Hits to get a little more flavor for what to expect:

A NICHE! A Niche! My *Queendom For a Niche!

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February 3, 2023
A NICHE! A Niche! My *Queendom For a Niche!

Standing out in a crowded field sometimes requires you to narrow rather than broaden your focus.

SILENCE ≠ MEH

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May 10, 2024
SILENCE ≠ MEH

What if I choose to not add my voice to the madding clamor?

All of Us VVitches

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October 27, 2023
All of Us VVitches

Dionysos Was a Right-On Bitch

I’m becoming more of a question guy than an answer guy (ironic, “Ford Knows”—you all got that, I assume.)


And, may I introduce my SpokesCat, VVilliam - Investigator of Dark Alleys.


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Award-disdaining Author, Exile & Kook, Mr. Troy Ford | Keeping an eye on the abyss so you don't have to 💜🎩🐈‍⬛ Creator of Qstack - the LGBTQIA+ Directory of Substacks 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Lamb: A novel in snapshots (Sweet Flag Books) Available Now