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Leo's SpeakEasy's avatar

"The Adventures of Sir Sprinklebottom: A Fairy Knight's Tale" should definitey belong in the collection...

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Mr. Troy Ford's avatar

Sir Sprinklebottom is my favorite of all the Fairy Knights of the Cupcake Court... 🧚‍♂️🧚‍♂️🧚‍♂️

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Nathan Slake's avatar

Hehe, v good as always Troy.

"Licorice Tastes Like Cancer". First olives. Now licquorice. What next?!

I'd like to read "Conversation with plants" please.

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Mr. Troy Ford's avatar

"Conversation with Plants" might be a bit one-sided - they're wonderful listeners, but put on the spot, they wilt... Olives, anchovies, licorice - that's mostly it, unless you count baby animals: veal, lamb, rabbit too - these all taste like fresh-cut grass and remorse to me. Thanks Nathan! xo

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Nathan Slake's avatar

Ok, I'm holding you to that. If next week you say that peanut butter was crafted by the devil then this friendship is over ...

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Mr. Troy Ford's avatar

Oh dear no, we talked about this, didn't we? PB cookies? I simply LIVE for peanut butter 🧡🤎🧡

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Nathan Slake's avatar

Oh yes, we did. A recipe? Phew. The world is safe. PB is safe.

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Ben Wakeman's avatar

Love this post, Troy. I need you to finish at least one of these imaginary titles. "Sad Cake," sounds delicious and "Licorice Tastes Like Cancer" is undoubtably non-fiction. My humble submission to the library is: "It's Always the Last Place You Look."

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Mr. Troy Ford's avatar

Thanks Ben! It really IS always the last place you look, sounds like a timeless classic... :)

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Chloe Hope's avatar

An imaginary writing mentor?! You genius! Incidentally, most of my death-doula training took place in East Sussex and when I first started I, completely unknowingly, rented a place right next to your imaginary mentor’s once-home, so I feel as though she’s been a big part of my journey, too.

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Mr. Troy Ford's avatar

How wonderful! Was it on the very lane down to her house? It's such a scenic area, I spent a very happy weekend tramping over the South Downs between hers and her sister's at Charleston.

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Chloe Hope's avatar

Yes, right on ‘the street’, it looked into the gardens. I was so surprised as you’d think that would be a massive selling point, but there was no mention of it. I walked down to the River Ouse and said some thank you’s. I haven’t been to Charleston but will make a point to go this year.

Btw, cannot wait to read ‘Obvious, a Memoir’

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Chloe Hope's avatar

I think about that final walk of hers more than I should admit to. Will absolutely head to Charleston this summer (and report in after). Kindred spirits, indeed! 🙏🪶

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Mr. Troy Ford's avatar

OMG I was all set to retrace her steps all the way down to the Ouse, barring throwing myself in of course - even asked the guide discreetly, "So... Do we know exactly which path she set off on...?" But she said it now crosses private land, so I contented myself with wistful gazes in direction indicated. You MUST visit Charleston, it's quite impressive 👍 Kindred spirit, my dear 😇

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Nathan Slake's avatar

I would also very much enjoy an imaginary mentor.

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Richard's avatar

I need to hear more about Cybele: Showgirl, Librarian, Vulcanologist. And, by the by, if your imaginary tea partner has a friend, have her write me.

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Mr. Troy Ford's avatar

Cybele's a bit scattered, but she really throws herself in to every job... ;)

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Alex Dobrenko`'s avatar

lmk if u need imaginary funding

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Mr. Troy Ford's avatar

haha I knew I could count on you Alex :)

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Mr. Troy Ford's avatar

Thank you my dear, there's always a place set at the tea table for you, right between Teddy the Bear and my Donny Osmond doll. xo

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